Sunday, 30 November 2008

Geely ckle?

was on the road today and saw this sedan in front of me with the brand "Geely Ckle"..

huh?
  1. sounds like some pirated cd title..
  2. or misspelled engrish..
  3. or stomach-diarrhoea sound (geely gulu? 叽里咕噜?)..
so i went to google: and here's what i've gotten.

"The CK is based on a South Korean design by Daewoo...." [no. 1, checked.]

"Recently, it has been shown that the vehicles are extremely unsafe in collisions..." *gasp*

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"wat car u drive?"
"Toyota Corolla..."
"Mitsubishi Lancer..."
"Nissan Sunny..."

"Geely Ckle..."

*silence*

How do you pronounce "Ckle" anyway? [no. 2, checked.] just leave it as "CK"? c'mon the chinatown ah-bek-ah-ng clothes shop already rip off the brand, now cars also 不放过?!

goodness. ck. nOoOoOOooO!

Saturday, 29 November 2008

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我...

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*咬紧牙根*

God, i cannot take it le.

It has begun.

It has begun.

Wednesday, 26 November 2008

5000yrs of culture..

not that i'm very free to blog 2 entries a day.. but i'm absolutely APPALLED.

i was going to get dinner. en route to the food court at pgp, i need to pass by this corridor which overlooks the underground car park below us.

in front of me were 3... students, apparently very loud and very high after pushing the rest to the wrong side of the bell curve..

suddenly "GRrrrrRRRAaaAAaAAAAA..TUi~"

one of them SPIT over the parapet to the car park below!

what the...? as an educated person, (if not wad's he doing at NUS?) & after 5000yrs of culture, they're still spitting around like some baboons?

goodness. n good luck sg.

Same same, but different.

ok. the more i'm stuck in my 3m x 3m room mugg day n night, the more i feel like karaoke-ing.. and while munching my lunch i listened to these 2 songs written by Jay Chou - first one sung by Ah Mei, the 2nd one by Gigi Leung...

如果你也听说


突然发现站了好久
不知道要往哪走
还不想回家的我
再多人陪只会更寂寞


许多话题关于我
就连我也有听过
我的快乐要被认可
委屈却没有人诉说


夜把心洋葱般剥落
拿掉防卫剩下什么
为什么脆弱时候
想你更多


如果你也听说
有没有想过我
想普通交朋友
还是你依然会心疼我


好多好多的话想对你说
悬着一颗心没着落
要怎么附和
舍不得又无可奈何


如果你也听说
会不会相信我
对流言会附和
还是你知道我还是我


跌跌撞撞才明白了许多
懂我的人就你一个
想到你想起我
胸口依然温柔


如果你想起我
你会想到什么



给自己的情歌


妳是谁 怎麼一夜不睡
重复一样的音乐 不肯承认正為爱受累
早就过了 青涩岁月
却仍然心裡有个空缺 便急著想要有人陪
无怨无悔 又忘了最后要受的罪
妳的美 有些憔悴
抿著嘴说不出抱怨 躲著偷偷流眼泪

最初那一句台词 填补了寂寞位子
它不关年少无知 谁都高估爱的价值
平凡的女子
清醒一次一次 糊涂一次一次
不过是
再见那一个手势 便明白到此為止
说穿了有些讽刺 从没把握一生一世
痛难免真实
多出来的钥匙 留给爱的坚持
下一次

听妳的故事 笑得有些衿持
怎麼会和我那麼相似
开始结束 彷彿公式
是谁说爱情就该如此 失控哭一哭就会没事
一个坚持 究竟容得多少次的迷失
让过程 都像歌词
不过短短几行文字 当作纪念的心事

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eh? both songs sounds same same, yet different.. but nonetheless nice.. how does jay chou put his signature down leh? *wonders*

ok. back to FM2. yikeZ.

Friday, 21 November 2008

I DECLARE WAR ON ALL PIGEONS!!!


I DECLARE WAR ON ALL PIGEONS!!!
i say again..
I DECLARE WAR ON ALL PIGEONS!!!

time: 11am. moi just got my lazy butt off my bed after slpg at 3.30am the prev night.. took LIFE! fr my newspaper stack, and proceed to the master bedroom toilet to "mind my business"...

suddenly, i heard a flutter in the room.

A !#@!@!~!@#@!~! pigeon has somehow squeezed thru' the window (which was opened abt 15cm wide) and was minding its business on a pile of clothes stacked neatly below the window (my bro's berms which cost >150 bucks gana 3 HUGE patches)!!!!! ARRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!

then i tried to open the window to let it out, it got startled and keep banging its head against the window pane.. feathers and dust and watever germs flew.. and i was FREAKING pissed already..

den somehow it gave up, "go-stan", and flew into my sis' room!!!!! carrying watever grime and germs with it!!!! again it bang and bang n bang against the window pane and scatter MORE feathers around!!!! AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

finally i got it out fr my sis' room window.. BUT NOW I HAVE TO REWASH THE PILE OF CLOTHES, BEDSHEETS, TOWELS, PILLOWCASES, BAMBOO MAT, MOP THE FLOOR, WIPE THE WINDOWS, SPRAY DISINFECTANT etcetc., and #@#!@$!@#!@!@# I NEED TO STUDY FOR MY EXAMS!!!!!!

i am so pissed. bloody pissed.

Thursday, 20 November 2008

Maths Major (MM) vs. Non-Maths Major (NMM)

NMM: what are you studying now?

MM: Eigenvalue problems.

NMM: who's that?

MM: er. my grandfather.

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on a related note regarding my mugging status...